Move of the Month
"It's Ermintrude from the Magic Roundabout climbs to the top turnbuckle. It's time for the moo-sault. Goodbye Simon Cow! She hits it and the cover. Once again, Ermintrude makes mince beef of her opposition!"
Quote of the Month
A couple from the legendary "Hitman" Tony Hart...
"The pink and black art attack is back..."
"Your brush with greatness is over!"
Woo Smith -vs- Shagga Ranks
Making his network television debut, it's the second generation rapper from o carolina, it's Shagga Ranks. You may have hear of Shabba but this Jamaican says he's even cooler and that's just too cool. His opponent is definitely fresh, it's the man in black who loves to jiggy with it, it's Woo Smith!
So as they get ready, they argue as who came out with Summertime first. It looks like Woo has it as he hits first, going boom boom shake the room with all his 7 pounds and his pursuit of happyness. But Shagga returns with a boombastic move of his own. Woo back in there with a southpaw hit from down Miami way. Wait Shagga Ranks with a low blow and delivers the housecall for the 3-count. The referee looks suspiciously at Shagga as Woo is holding jiggy bits in pain. Jada won't be happy. Shagga tells the ref, "It wasn't me!"
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